selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via la-foudre)

poopflow:

a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax

(via airfierce)

mpdrolet:

Embry Rucker